let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.
no no. no no no no.
#135 Jolteon - When angered or frightened, the hairs on Jolteon’s body become like needles and are fired at its opponents. Jolteon absorbs negative ions in the atmosphere and can blast out 10,000-volt lightning bolts. Its cells generate weak power that is amplified by its fur’s static electricity, and the negatively charged ions generated in its fur create a constant sparking noise.
BMO stares death in the face
I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK
HOW is this even remotely metal????
one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
(Source: thespoonmissioner, via zombiealfredo)